Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I like beer!!!

Did I tell you I like beer?

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


Leonie Guld said...

This is HILARIOUS!! I have been sober for 3 years and I always felt like I could head the UN, run a triathlon and become the greatest singer the WORLD has ever seen after a few beers!!! Dam shame the reality is tone deafness and NO Rhythm what so ever!!

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Stewart said...

Ah yes, the world looks and sounds through the bottom of a empty beer glass.
I drink very little these days but it's hard to go past a cold beer on a hot day.