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A MAN and a woman were sound asleep when suddenly at 3am a loud noise came from outside. The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled,"That'll be my husband!"

Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran out the back door and jumped off the porch. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted.

A few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman,"I am your husband!" The woman yelled back, "Oh yeah? Well then, why were you running?"

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